We can word good, we can.

I present to you some accurate examples of the phrase 'very bad decisions':

• Drinking tequila shooters til 3am the night before a presentation to the CEO of a major accounting firm
  
• Wearing socks and sandals
  
• Eating the week-old thai food at the back of your fridge
  

Notice how none of these are hitting your girlfriend in the face?

And in other very surprising news, men of supposed good character beat on women, too. Abusers don't have a giant 'DOUCHEBAG SCUM' branded on their foreheads, though maybe we can get that happening in the future with a bit of genetic engineering.